BLEW

If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew
If you wouldn't mind I would like to lose
If you wouldn't care I would like to leave
If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

You could do Anything

FLOYD THE BARBER

Bell on a door ring, "Come on in."
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair and don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shamed

Barney ties me to a chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I sense others in the room (Floyd lets)
Opie, Aunt Bea I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered smothered in Andy's cluth (Aunt Bea's muff)

ABOUT A GIRL

I need an easy friend
I do... with an ear to lend
I do... think you fit this shoe
I do... but you have clue

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night (for) free

I'm standing in your line
I do... hope you have the time
I do... pick a number too
I do... keep a date with you

SCHOOL

Won't you believe it's just my luck
No recess

You're in high school again
No recess

LOVE BUZZ (Shocking Blue)

Would you believe me when I tell you you're the queen of my heart
Would you decieve when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems
Can you feel my Love Buzz

PAPER CUTS

At my feeding time
She pushes food trough the door
I crawl to the crack of lights
Sometimes I can't find my way
Newspapers spread around - Soaking all they can
A cleaning is due again - A good hosing down

The lady whom I feel maternal love for
Cannot look me in the eyes
But I see hers and they are blue
And they cock and twist and masturbate
I said so
Nirvana

Black windows of paint
I scratch with my nails
I see others just like me
Why do they not try to escape?
They bring out the older ones
They point at my way
They come with the flashing lights
And take my family away

And very later I have learned to
Accept some friends of ridicule
My whole existence is for your amusement
And that's why I'm here with you!
Ow... to take you with me...
you're right
Nirvana

NEGATIVE CREEP

This is out of our range... and it's grown
This is getting to me... droan
I'm a Negative Creep
I'm a Negative Creep and I'm stoned
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Yeah! Droan! Stoned!

SCOFF

In my eyes, I'm not lazy
In my face, it's not over
In your room, I'm not older
In your eyes, I'm not worth it
Gimme back my alchohol

Give me all your... (Still a failure)
Give me your
Love
Fuck

SWAP MEET

They need a lifestyle that is comfortable
They travel far to keep their stomachs full
They make a living off of arts and crafts
The kind with seashells, driftwood, and burlap
They make a deal when they come to town
The Sunday Swap Meet is a battle ground
She loves him more than he will ever know
He loves her more than he will ever show

Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart
Keeps her photographs close to her heart
They keep the bitterness close to the heart

MR MOUSTACHE

Fill me in on your own new vision
Wake me up with indecision
Help me trust your mighty wisdom
Yes I eat cow and I am not proud

Show me how you question, question
Lead the way to my temptations
Take my hand and give it cleaning
As I eat cow and I am not proud

Easy in easychair
Poop as hard as rock
I don't like you anyway
Silly little fucks (Seal it in a box)

I'm new
I'm who?
(Damn you) I'm you

SIFTING

Afraid to grade
Wouldn't it be fun
Cross, self-loss
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Some fear none
Wouldn't it be fun?

Your eyes... Teacher said
Your eyes... Preacher said

Don't learn (have) nothing from (for) you

Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun?
Search for a church
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cold and coals
Wouldn't it be fun?

BIG CHEESE

Big Cheese Make me
Mine says : "Go to the office"

Big Cheese Make me Mine says
"What's it say?" (Bloody Hell)

Black is black, straight back
need more ennemies
show you all what a man is

Big lies Make my
Mine says : "Go to the office"

Big Cheese Make me
Message? What is it?

Black is black, straight back
need more ennemies
She is glue how are you?
Ooohhhh, nice, night, right

DOWNER

Butchered sincerity, act out of loyalty
Defend your true country, wish away pain
Hand out lobotomies, to save little families
Surrealistic fantasy, bland, boring, pain

Hold me down in restitution
Living out your date with fusion
Is the whole fleece, shun in bastard
Don't feel guilty, master writing

Somebody says that they are not much like
I am I know I can make enough words for you to follow along
I sing your song

Sickening pessimists, hypocrite master
Conservative communists, apocalyptic bastards
Thank you, dear God for putting me on this
Earth I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst