A BEAUROCRATIC DESIRE FOR REVENGE (Earth)

Note : A cover of the band Earth of which exists 2 parts. The song is completely instrumental, so don't bother to search for the lyrics.

ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER (Bob Dylan)

There must be some way out of here, said the joker
to the thief
There's too much confusion, I can't get not relief
Bussinessmen, they drink my wine, plowen dig my
earth,
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth

No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly
spoke,
There are many here among us who feel that life is
but a joke
But you and I, we've been trough that, and this is
not our fate,
So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting
late

All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot
servants, too

Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE (The Beatles)

All you need is love, dododo...
Love is all you need

If I fell in love with you
Would you promise to be true?
And help me understand
'Cause I've been in love before
And I know that love is more
Than just holding hands
If I gave my heart to you
I loved you more from the very start
And that I would love you more than her
Though I couldn't stand the pain
And I would be sad if I knew love was in vain
And I hope you please don't try it without it

ANOREXORCIST

You need a path to cross
Into a place where everyone you see
Has had a time to try to PLAY!
If you go get shot
When you'll be what you name
Protector of your gun
Everyone plays with your gun

Way, way, way, way

Everyone wants to try to gun you gun you down in pain
Want to see you try to play
I want to describe you
Put your name as a national woman
I don't like your coffee
I want to have your friendship
As a jock, and to the top

Way, way, way, way

BAMBI SLAUGHTER

Hey, the love of two
A desire, is what's for you
Is it real? A lulliby?
Face to face, with an unamed mouth
Hey! Hey! Heyyyy! Hey! Hey! Heyyyy!
Feel the spirit form, in his eyes was loving for
And his lion's were raging high, hunts himself and fears his ripe

Hey! Hey! Heyyyy! Hey! Hey! Heyyyy! Heyyyyyyyyyyy!

BAD MOON RISING (Creedence Clearwater Revival)

I see a bad moon rising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see bad times today

Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

I hear hurricanes a blowin'
I know the end is commin' soon
I fear rivers over flowing
I hear the voice of rage and ruin

Hope you got your things together
Hope you are quite prepared to die
Looks like we'er in for nasty weather
One eye is taken for an eye

BARNEY VS. SLASH

- Halloween gag, basically just to make fun of Guns 'n Roses -

BIKINI TWILIGHT (Go Team)

- instrumental -

BLACK AND WHITE BLUES (Ledbelly)

- instrumental -

BUFFY'S PREGNANT

Boy would I like to do her
I'd like to jump her bones
(I don't like you
You're nothing but a punk rock faggot
I'm gonna beat you up and kill you)

(...)
(...) hoping she gives me a hand-job

I got so wasted late saturday night
Drank a whole half gallon
Got really sick
Puked

It was great though
me and my break dancing friends went out and beat up some punk-rock faggots

Buffy's pregnant
Plan a future
We'll (She'll) fit the (She's in my) class
Go (We'll all) debate on who's got (who has) the nicest ass
Spread her mind games
With (...) words
They're all the same

(...)

Clone(s)... clone(s)... clone(s)... clone(s)...

CHANGE

Tries to screw her, hangin' all over me
Tries a change
She grew older, oh no she'll fuck us
Stay, I wanna change
What the fuck is wrong?
You're into me

Note : Kurt's rumoured to've written this when he was 18. The song's got nothing to do with Blind Melon's song.

CLEAN UP BEFORE SHE COMES

Clean up before she comes (x5)
Living in a dusty town (x3)
Something in her eyes
Must be the smoke from my lungs
Something in her eyes
Must be the smoke from my lungs

Twenty months has it all (Alt: Getting older)
I must be getting old (Alt: Ate my vegetables)
I must be getting old (Alt: Getting older)
I must be getting old (Alt: Ate my vegetables)
Something in her eyes
Must be the smoke from my lungs
Something in her eyes
Must be the smoke from my lungs

Clean up the dusty town Living in a dusty town (x3)
Clean up before she comes (x3)
Living in a dusty town

I must be getting old (Alt: Getting older)
I must be getting old (Alt: Ate my vegetables)

I'm starting to eat my vegetables

COME ON DEATH

Surly
I am so surly, and I am so surly
And come on life in, and come on deaaaath

Ohaaaaaahhhh, ohaaaaaaaahahah, ohaaaaaaoooohoh

Surly, and I am so surly, and I am so surly
And come on life in, and come on ...
Noooooooooooo, noooooooooo, nooooooooooo, nooooooooooo

Surly, and I am so surly, and I am so surly
And I am so surly, oooooaaaaaahhhh

Deaaaaaaaath, deaaaaaath, deaaaaaaaaath, deaaaaaaaaaaath
Come on death, come on death, come on death, come on death
Surly, surly, surly, surly

I'm does finishing to hell
And I'm does, and I'm does hell, hell, heeelllllllll

Come on death (x4) -- ohaaaaaaaahh
Come on death (x4) -- deaaaaaaaaaaath

CRISCO

I like drinking bear
I haven't really found god
I drove my motor bike into a tree
I hurt some people, now they're suing me

CURMUDGEON

I can't hide no, on the mantle
I'm not sad, till I'm home

It's the season, I'm all reason
I have seen, and I have grown

She's at the seams
She don't need (3)
At the seams (3)
She don't need
Not the seams

I'm a lecher, I'm a planter
I sense something, in the garden

In the handle, on the mantle
I'm not Santa, I met God

I 'm a lady, can you save me?
It's the sulfur, I have drunk
'T is the season, I'm all reason
I have fleas, so run home

DETERMINED

-the lyrics to this song are unknown, this is just an ordinary guess-

Would you be in my arms?
They don't mean it actually
No no no

What about me?
Whisper what you think of that

I don't want it anymore
Mom and daddy left me
I don't want it anymore
Mom and daddy left me
I don't want to live
a...lone

DONUTS (Wild Billy Childisch)

Donuts, donuts, in the middle (on the table)
I wonder if I could get some nice round donuts
The ones with the hole in the middle
Some like'em round, some like'em square
Some with sugar on top
The ones that I like are the ones you can dunk
The ones that go plop, plop, plop

DOWN IN THE DARK (Mark Lanegan)

Baby you're going
Down In The Dark
Show my lonely night is fallen and I don't have very long
Think [I] might of broke my boil
Within my face might burn
You're gonna make it better for a little while

Baby you're gonna die someday
See you in your crowded wasted , then you start to fade T
hat when we start singing faster I wouldn't wait so long
Won't get any easier in the dark

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeahh
You will, you will, you will...

DREAM ON (Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the mirror
Every time that I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face get clearer

And I step outside and I get real high
And I say hey, what's goin' on?

ESCALATOR TO HELL

Escalator to hell

Note : The second part from "Montage Of Heck". This is one of Kurt's sound collage experiments.

EVEN IN HIS YOUTH

Even in his youth (he was nothing)
Kept his body clean (going nowhere)
Daddy was ashamed (he was nothing)
Smears the family (he was something)

He was born for your crew
I've got nothing left to prove
If I die before I wake
Hope I don't come back a slave

Even in his youth, yeah, yeah

FORMALDEHYDE

Many think this is just another name for "Carmen", but that is not true. This is actually a false name, which was caused by a misunderstanding: On the 10/19/91 video you can see Krist pick up a styrofoam cup and he says "This stuff's called formaldehyde."

FREEBIRD (Lynyrd Skynryd)

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling
There's too many places I've got to see

If I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

Oh, and the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows it can't change

Bye-bye baby, it's been sweet, love
'Though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take this so badly
'Cause lord know I'm to blame

Lord help me I can't change

GYPSIES, TRAMPS AND THIEVES (Cher)

I was born in the wagon of a travelling show
My momma used to dance for the money they'd throw
Poppa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of doctor good

Gypsies tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us Gypsies tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down

Picked up a boy just south of Mobile
Gave him a ride filled him with a hot meal
I was sixteen he was twenty one
Rode with us to Memphis
And poppa woulda shot him if he knew what he'd done

Gypsies tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us Gypsies tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down

Yip!
Yahoo!

She was born in the wagon of a travelling show
Her momma had to dance for the money they'd throw
Grandpa'd do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of doctor good

Gypsies tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us Gypsies tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down
Blahblahblahblah.... fuck it fuck it all

HEARTBREAKER (Led Zeppelin)

Hey fellas have you heard the news?
You know that Annie's back in town.
It won't take long just watch and see,
All the fellas lay their money down
Her style is new but the face is the same,
As it was so long ago.
But from her eyes a different smile,
Like that of one who knows.

Well it's been ten years and maybe more,
Since I first set eyes on you.
The best years of my life gone by,
Here I am alone and blue.
Some people cry and some people die,
By the wicked ways of love.
But I'll just keep on rolling along
With no grace from the Lord above

People talking all around,
About the way you left me flat.
I don't care what the people say,
I know where their jive is at.
One thing I do have on my mind,
If you can clarify please do,
It's the way you call me by another guy's name,
When I try to make love to you.

Work so hard I couldn't unwind,
Get some money saved.
Abuse my love a thousand times,
However hard I tried.
Heartbreaker your time has come,
Can't take your evil way.
Go away heartbreaker.

HELLBOUND (The Breeders)

It lives in folds of red and steamy air
It lives in misery
Hellbound

Oh, oh we're falling
Falling down
Down...

It lives, dispite the knives internal
It lives, marry me

HOW MANY MORE TIMES? (Led Zeppelin)

How Many More Times,
Treat me the way you wanna do?
How Many More Times,
Treat me the way you wanna do?
When I give you all my love,
Please, please be true.

I'll give you all I've got to give,
Rings, pearls, and all.
I'll give you all I've got to give,
Rings, pearls, and all.
I've got to get you together baby,
I'm sure, sure you're gonna crawl.

I was a young man, I couldn't resist
Started thinkin' it all over, just what I had missed.
Got me a girl and I kissed her and then and then
Whoops, oh Lordy, well I did it again.
Now I got ten children of my own
I got another child on the way that makes eleven.
But you know, I'm in constant heaven.
I know it's all right in my mind
I got a little schoolgirl and she's all mine
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

Oh, Rosie, oh, girl
Oh, Rosie, oh, girl
Steal away now, steal away
Steal away baby, steal away
Little Robert Anthony wants to come and play.

Why don't you come to me baby?
Steal away, all right, all right...

They call me the hunter, that's my name
They call me the hunter, that's how I got my fame
Ain't no need to hide,
Ain't no need to run
'Cause I've got you in the sights of my .........gun!

How Many More Times
Barrelhouse all night long?
How Many More Times
Barrelhouse all night long?
I've got to get to you, baby
Baby, please come home.
Why don't you please come home?
Why don't you please come home?

I FEEL FINE (The Beatles)

Baby's good to me you know
She's happy as can be, you know
She said so
I'm in love with her and I feel fine
Baby says she's mine, you know
She tells me all the time, you now
She said so

I'm in love with her and I feel fine
I'm so glad that she's my little girls
She's so glad she's telling all the world
That her baby buys her things you know
He buys her diamond rings, you know
She said so
She's in love with me and I feel fine, mm
Baby says she's mine, you know

She tells me all the time, you know
She said so
I'm in love with her and I feel fine
I'm so glad that she's my little girls
She's so glad she's telling all the world
That her baby buys her things you know

He buys her diamond rings, you know
She said so
She's in love with me and I feel fine
She's in love with me and I feel fine, mm

I WANNA BE YOUR DOG (The Stooges)

Oooooooooooo
Oooooooooooo
Oooooooooooo

Oh, come on - mmm

Now I wanna - smoke marijiuna
Now I wanna - smoke marijiuna
Now I wanna - smoke marijiuna

Fake club soda - extra free
Just got to pour - keep up for me
Fake club soda - extra free
Just got to pour - keep up for me

IMMIGRANT SONG (Led Zeppelin)

We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods,
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde singing and crying:
'Valhalla I am coming!'

On we sweep,
With thrashing oar.
Our only goal will be the western shore.

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
Sultry fields of green,
Whispered tales of lore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war,
We are your overlords.

On we sweep,
With thrashing oar.
Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite all your losing.

JEALOUSY

I eat all the melons
I never get jealous

KIDS IN AMERICA (Kim Wilde)

Looking out a dirty old window
Down below the cars in the
City go rushing by
I sit here alone
And I wonder why

Friday night and everyone's moving
I can fell the heat
But it's shooting
Heading down
I search for the beat in this dirty town

Down town the young ones are going
Down town the young ones are growing

We're the kids in America (x 2)
Everybody live for the music-go-round

Bright lights the music gets faster
Look boy, don't check on your watch
Not another glance
I'm not leaving now, honey not a chance

Hot-shot, give me no problems
Much later baby you'll be saying never mind
You know life is cruel, life is never kind

Kind hearts don't make a new story
Kind hearts don't grab any glory

Come closer, honey that's better
Got to get a brand new experience
Feeling right
Oh don't try to stop baby
Hold me tight

Outside a new day is dawning
Outside Sububia's sprawling everywhere
I don't want to go baby
New York to East California
There's a new wave coming I warn you

LOVE GUN (Kiss)

I really love you baby
I love what you've got
Let's get together, we can
Get hot
No more tomorrow, baby
Time is today Girl,
I can make you feel
Okay

No place for hidin' baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, love gun
Love gun, love gun

You can't forget me baby
Don't try to lie
You'll never leave me, mama
So don't try
I'll be a gambler, baby
Lay down the bet
We get together, mama
You'll sweat

No place for hidin' baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, love gun...

MARIGOLD

He's there (scared) in case I want it all
He's scared cause I want

All in all the clock is slow
Six color pictures all in a row
Of a Marigold

Note : "Marigold" was written by Dave Grohl.

MOIST VAGINA

She has a moist vagina
I particularly enjoy the circumference
I'll be sucking warts off her anus
I prefer her to any other
Marijuana

MONTAGE OF HECK : PART 1

The landlord is a piece of shit from hell.

Note : This is one of Kurt's sound collage experiments. It exists mainly of samples from cartoons and old vinyls.

MONTAGE OF HECK : PART 2

Escalator to hell.

Note : Another sound collage experiment.

MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL (The Cars)

You're always dancing down the street
With your suede blue eyes
And every new boy that you meet
He doesn't know the real surprise
Here she comes again
When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky
She'll make you flip
Here she comes again
When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky
You kinda like the way she dips

She's my best friend's girl
She's my best friend's girl

And she used to be mine
You've got your nuclear boots
And your drip dry glove
And when you bite your lip
It's some reaction to love

MY SHARONA (The Knack)

Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it comin' off o' the line, Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Sharona

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona
Keepin' it a mystery, it gets to me
Runnin' down the length of my thigh, Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Sharona
M-m-m-my Sharona

When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, Sharona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Sharona
M-m-m-my Sharona
M-m-m-my Sharona
M-m-m-my Sharona

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Sharona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Sharona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Sharona